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Rush Limbaugh insists Eric Garner wasn’t choked to death   September 9, 2016

The all-seeing Maha Rushie reax to Eric Garner’s murder:

You know who Eric Garner is? Eric Garner [was] supposedly choked to death by New York cops…He wasn’t choked to death. He died of a heart attack in the ambulance on the way to the hospital. He did not die from choking.

#BlackLivesMatter wants you to believe he died from choking, but he didn’t.

Of course, the medical examiner ruled Garner’s death a “homicide”, insofar as “someone’s intentional actions led to the death of another person”.

But I know what you’re thinking:

Yeah, well.

If he didn’t want to get murdered, then maybe he shouldn’t have been selling untaxed cigarettes!!

Actually, Americans have a long and heralded tradition of ignoring bullshit laws:

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