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re: Elizabeth Smart’s anti-porn crusade   August 23, 2016

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h/t MC

Elizabeth Smart recently complained that her captor/rapist watched a lot of porn:

Smart, 28, spoke in detail for the first time about the role of pornography in her nine-month captivity in a video produced by Fight the New Drug, an anti-porn advocacy group.

“Pornography made my living hell worse,” she said. “It just led to him raping me more, more than he already did — which was a lot.”

It is important to note that they lived in relative squalor…

Try to put yourself in his shoes– they must’ve had like, the worst internet connection ever. I can only imagine how frustrating it must have been to watch porn under those conditions.

Casting

Mia Malkova

It goes w/out saying: Mia Malkova is the ideal actress to play Elizabeth Smart…

Unfortunately, Malkova has become far too legit to fuck with this shit– so we’ll have to settle for the lesser known Madelyn Monroe…

Madelyn Monroe

Madelyn is Jewish and a fake blonde?? But I feel like she’s bubbly enough to make it work…

Brian Surewood

Easy call…

Sheena Shaw

Obviously, we can’t cast anyone that actually looks like Wanda Barzee– but I feel like Sheena Shaw can channel Barzee’s crazy eyes…

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