I recently proclaimed that I was over Katie Glueck. But, clearly, there is some lingering affection…
I don’t want to get ahead of myself?? But I’m pretty sure Alexi is the love of my life…
There is a case to be made that among all Olympic athletes– some of whom are classically “hotter”– Pappas would make the best life partner…
- Writes poetry.
- Could pass for [omitted]-years-old (crucial for perverse roleplay).
- Girly voice w/ excessive use of “like”.
- Humble while winning shit (important, because I intend to be a stay-at-home dad).
- Quirky nerd jokes.
- Hipster glasses.
- Can gain 15 lbs. w/out getting fat– probably would just make her boobs bigger.
- Liberal tree hugger (sorry, but right-wing chick calling people “cucks” and yelling “build a wall” isn’t feminine).
w/ her myriad of interests, I fear I won’t be at the center of her universe. But that’s what counseling is for. I’m willing to fight for this if she is.