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Yusra Mardini not as cute as the liberal media would have you believe!   August 7, 2016

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This is Michelle Jenneke-ghazi all over again.

Hot chicks do not encounter adversity in their formative years sufficient to develop the intestinal fortitude and resilience necessary to compete athletically on a world-class level (ballerinas and gymnasts excluded, because they are automatically hot simply by virtue of being spinners).

Ergo, Jenneke could not possibly be as hot as we initially perceived her to be.

It must, therefore, have been a trick of light…

And relativity…

Beware of a similar phenomenon surrounding Syrian refugee and Olympic star Yusra Mardini.

Yusri is the apple of the liberal media’s eye, and the positive coverage can skew how cute one is perceived…

See, I told you so…

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