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Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn is The Hottest Non-Porn Thing Ever   August 7, 2016

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Fmr. #1 Hottest Non-Porn Thing Ever

Helen Stifler as Tinkerbell…

Hottest Non-Porn Thing Ever

Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn is every sick, misogynistic, perverted male fantasy ever, incarnate.

But it’s not just the look…

The little girl voice (which researchers attribute to abuse) really takes it up a notch…

But she’s also loyal and romantic because that’s realistic…

I feel like this was a reshoot, because she got fatter…

If Robbie was my committed GF and I was getting it regularly?? I might suggest we “both” start “eating healthier”…

Credit GotCeleb.

Mea Culpa

In June, I inaccurately preferred to make love to Robbie’s fellow Aussie, Samara Weaving– based on these photos…

But after seeing Robbie in pigtails and the voice thing– I hereby issue a full and unconditional retraction.


Suicide Squad: 6/10



  • The first 50 minutes.
  • Margot Robbie.
  • Margot Robbie.
  • Margot Robbie.
  • Fine, I admit it: Will Smith was good.
  • Joker was k.
  • Batman cameo was k.
  • The last 80 minutes.
  • The villain.
  • The plot.
  • Basically, everything other than Margot Robbie and Will Smith.

Of course Lexi Belle liked Joker-Harley..

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