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The multi-ethnic woman that stole MP’s heart   August 4, 2016

Joey Votto viciously assaults fan (by Michelle Fields standards)

The Earth Wind & Fire is so we can take a moment to mourn the end of Katie Glueck and I– a love story for the ages.

Amanda Hatcher

MFP has reason to believe this is Miss Jacksonville 2016 Amanda Hatcher— at a Trump rally, Wednesday…

For one thing, there is a resemblance…

And Hatcher’s recent, implicit anti-#BlackLivesMatter status update…

Thank you to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office for all that you do to keep Jacksonville safe. ‪#‎BlueLivesMatter‬

I suppose one could make a case for Miss Tampa?? But I think it’s fair to say that Hatcher is clearly the hottest of her regional contemporaries…

Credit Amanda Hatcher Facebook.

Hatcher isn’t just a pretty face: She is CEO/Founder of a nonprofit charity, and National Celebrity Advocate for the American Diabetes Association.

But based entirely on how much irrational behavior I would endure to get home??

A landslide for budding, multi-ethnic social media superstar, and hottest part-African-American of all-time…

krystal.dash

I feel like I’m not man enough for her, but the heart wants what the heart wants…

A photo posted by @krystal.dash on

Her kinky hair is so hot…

Also, when it’s straight…

I don’t know if it’s the virtual dopamines?? But I’m so over Katie Glueck right now…

UPDATE 2/22/17: Unflattering angles have caused me to reevaluate.

Stay tuned for developments.

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