Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

Joey Votto viciously assaults fan (by Michelle Fields standards)   August 4, 2016

Everybody calm the fuck down

h/t MC

But, being a mentally stable, non-deranged, publicity-hungry psychopath– the fan declined to press charges…

You may recall that back in March, Michelle Fields filed a false police report describing the following incident as “battery…hands, feet, fist and teeth [were used as] weapons”

Recently, Fields’ fiance Jamie Weinstein criminally assaulted Charles C. Johnson (by Fields’ standards)…

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