Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

Try to guess the “small person” Trump wants to super PAC   July 24, 2016

Credit Meet The Press.

Trump told Chuck Todd on Meet The Depressed Sunday that he was inclined to seek revenge on some of his 2016 rivals:

Yeah, I’ll probably do a super PAC…Kasich, for $10 million to $20 million, against Ted Cruz. And maybe one other person that I’m thinking about…but I won’t tell you that…he’s actually such a small person– I hate to give him the publicity.

So, here are his criteria:

  • “Him” (rules out Carly Fiorina and Susana Martinez).
  • “Small” (rules out Ben Sasse, Mike Lee, and Ken Cuckinelli).
  • Grouped w/ Cruz and Kasich.

In my mind, there are only 2 possibilities.

  • Marco Rubio

    Rubio repeatedly hedged on honoring the pledge– but begrudgingly endorsed Trump at #RNCinCLE, kinda sorta:

    Unlike Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump is committed to cut taxes, curb spending and get our national debt under control…It’s time to win in November.

  • Rand Paul

    Rand never wavered on the pledge to support the GOP nominee, but he declined to attend #RNCinCLE, and has refused to help Trump make inroads w/ libertarians and young voters.

Would Smash

Hope Hicks is polite even when Trump is mad

Would Smash

Kayleigh McEnany has an amazing, luxurious body

Erection 2016

Bwahahaha bwahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahaha

Chris Matthews: “You know your shit”