Unarmed, white 19-year-old Dylan Noble was summarily executed by Fresno, CA police last month:
Police said they had responded to the call of a man walking with a rifle. While searching the area, officers said they spotted a truck speeding and tried to pull it over.
BTW, that doesn’t seem like the greatest detective work, but go on…
Noble pulled into a gas station parking lot and police said he refused to show his hands.
Noble was shot a total of four times…Noble already appeared to be on the ground.
At this stage, the #1 priority of the Fresno PD is to mitigate damages from the inevitable lawsuit and eventual settlement.
To that end, the PR flacks are implying that Noble was suicidal:
When he gets within about 12 feet of the officers, he makes the statement ‘I hate my effing life’.
“I hate my life” or “I hate my fucking life” is a common phrase used to express disbelief or frustration w/ all manner of bullshit.
- NBA2K full-court shot: “I hate my fucking life”
- Dying on Slither: “I hate my fucking life”
- Squishy Baff guy: “I hate my fucking life”
It is also applicable when an innocent person is ordered to the ground at gunpoint on a hot ass day in Fresno.
This part is good too:
Authorities said the driver, Dylan Noble…led officers on a half mile chase.
“Chase” implies high speeds, but either/or:
|Speed||Duration of “chase”|
|80 mph||22.5 seconds|
|60 mph||30 seconds|
|40 mph||45 seconds|
|25 mph||72 seconds|
Adam Carolla reax: