Mofo Politics
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You know who I want to make love to? These Black Lives Matter protesters   July 10, 2016

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To recap.

In one corner, #BlackLivesMatter recklessly tears at the social fabric– assigning systematic racism to garden variety incompetence and ineradicable human fallibility.

In the other, low-information Republicans bemoan 5 police officers killed in Dallas– bringing the grand total for 2016 to 34 (in a country of 330 million, that spans a continent, a motherfucking continent).

That having been said, would smash the following bitches…

Credit AP / NBC News

Credit Daily Mail

90% certain that these 2 would be hot with makeup and fake eyelashes…

Do you even UFC bro?

The Triggering: Conor McGregor accused of being Hitler

Erection 2016

“Trump Senpai” chick, would ya?

Would Smash

RETRACTION: Libertarian Girl is really hot after all

Savage Nation

Michael Savage: “Let’s face it, crazy girls are usually the best lovers”