Obama’s presidency is one of the safest ever, dammit

MP   |   Published July 9, 2016

Here is just some of the hyperbolic, fap-based reax to last week’s so-called Dallas massacre:

The numbers paint a slightly less apocalyptic picture.

In contrast to unceasingly negative news coverage (from both sides), ’08-16 is among the safest, most peaceful eras in modern American history.

Despite a ~40%, a forty percent increase in the population since 1976, there are actually fewer homicides and rapes today than there were during the Reagan era.

Term Homicides Rapes

Carter

Population: ~220,000,000

77-80 83,180 290,490

Reagan

Population: ~230,000,000

81-84 81,530 324,420
85-88 80,369 363,729

Bush

Population: ~250,000,000

89-92 93,400 412,710

Clinton

Population: ~270,000,000

93-96 89,120 401,950
97-00 66,230 368,845

W.

Population: ~290,000,000

01-04 64,942 375,070
05-08 67,141 368,010

Obama

Population: ~315,000,000

09-12 59,698 344,150
2013 14,319 82,109
2014 14,249 84,041

That goes for police too…

# of police murdered in the line of duty

h/t MC

1984 90
1988 96
1992 91
1996 72
2000 69
2004 77
2008 62
2012 65
2013 39
2014 60
2015 56
2016 34 (on pace for ~55)

Fortunately, low-information voters are highly fear-mongering and repetition.

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