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Updated: Hottest Chick in Asia   July 1, 2016

For the first time in nearly 3 years, there has been a shakeup at the top of MFP’s Hottest Chick From Each Continent, Asia.

In her prime, w/ colored contact lenses, Hwang Mi Hee is by far the hottest chick on the continent.

Unfortunately, Hee recently turned 35, which may as well be 60 as far as MFP’s RBRS is concerned.

This update would have been made sooner, were it not for:

1) Angelababy

Her spoiled white girl selfie face really does it for me…

Dove…

Promoting Independence Day 2: Regurgitation (HIV-positive Jeff Goldblum tried to hit that)…

This is hot for some reason…

2) Hwang Mi Hee

3) Yeonmi Park

North Korean defector-turned-the biggest catch on the Human Rights activist schtick circuit…

The All-Seeing Maha Rushie

Rush Limbaugh: Maybe debt isn’t that bad after all

Would Smash

Update: Zoey Kush gave birth

Erection 2016

Ann Coulter: If Michelle Fields was “assaulted”, then I was “gang raped” on the subway

Russian to conclusions

Trump: If I can get along with Geraldo, I can get along with Putin