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Thank God: Miss Teen USA bans swimsuits   June 29, 2016

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It’s about time…

The Miss Universe organization announced Wednesday that the pageant will replace the bathing suit section with an athletic wear competition.

“This decision reflects an important cultural shift we’re all celebrating that empowers women who lead active, purposeful lives and encourage those in their communities to do the same,” Paula M. Shugart, president of The Miss Universe Organization.

7:50 is especially offensive…

Incidentally, Miss Alabama 2000-whenever Baskin Champion’s personality is a 10/10…

I would literally feed a preschool classroom full of toddlers to an alligator for 5 minutes…

at dinner with my bebe @abbychampion

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Of course Arnold Schwarzenegger’s kid is smashing Baskin’s sister after he got done w/ Miley Cyrus— because being a Kennedy and son a Hollywood legend isn’t enough.

Just take everything.

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