Mofo Politics
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MFP accurately reax to #BREXIT   June 23, 2016

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MFP officially projects that Team Mark of the Beast will circumvent Thursday’s EU referendum results in one of the following ways:

  • Choose not to honor the results outright.
  • Choose not to honor the results via faux-bureaucratic incompetence (most likely).

    For ex, PM David Cameron will announce something along the lines of:

    We have begun the arduous, 2 to 15-year process of fully disentangling from the EU.

    The 15 years will turn into 20, the 20 into 25– by that time, everyone in the UK and EU will have been branded by the mark of the Beast, and darkness will blanket the Earth.

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