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MFP projects Michael Bisping won’t lose Fox Sports gig over “F*ggot”-ghazi   June 5, 2016

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Context

Fox Sports MMA analyst and newly-crowned UFC Middleweight Champion Michael Bisping called rival Luke Rockhold a “faggot”, following their fight at UFC 199, Saturday:

Fucking knocked you out twice now! Faggot!

Groveling

Normally, the Gaystapo requires non-Muslim offenders to grovel publicly and raise money for LGBT causes/slush funds.

You may recall:

  • Though initially defiant, the NBA’s Rajon Rondo was forced to grovel incessantly for calling referee Bill Kennedy a “faggot”:

    From the bottom of my heart that I am truly sorry for what I said to Bill. There is no place on or off the court for language that disrespects anyone’s sexual orientation. That is not who I am or what I believe and I will strive every day to be a better person.

  • Comedian Tracy Morgan was forced to bend over for PC Principal:

    Tracy then said he didn’t f*cking care if he pissed off some gays, because if they can take a f*cking dick up their ass… they can take a f*cking joke.

    Morgan has taken another step in his apology tour for his June 3rd homophobic rant in Nashville, Tennessee, appearing in that city to meet with Kevin Rogers, the man who initially reported the rant on Facebook, and issuing a heartfelt apology at a press conference organized by GLAAD.

3 things in Bisping’s favor

  1. Bisping is beloved by the MMA media.
  2. Everyone hates Luke Rockhold because he has a giant penis:

    And constantly bangs hot chicks:

  3. There is just one thing the media likes to do more than bully society-at-large into accepting their wordview: Reporting on themselves as victims.

    Fortunately for Bisping, on the same night he hurled his “slur”– the UFC blacklisted scumbag “journalist” Ariel Helwani:

Kudos.

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