Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

You know who I want to make love to? Trump’s classy MILF delegate   May 26, 2016

Trump held a press conference re: 1,237 in North Dakota, Thursday. To his credit, the Great Plains 9 (Iowa 8, Orange County 6) MILF delegate barely registered w/ him…

Which only made him more desirable to her…

If I were this guy (which, for all intents and purposes, I am)…

I would just be like John Cusack in Say Anything

Worst case scenario:

She says no, and you drown your sorrows in a nearby Indian casino w/ a Sioux runaway-turned-“escort”– whose unhappy childhood has made her a great lover (after a few drinks).

This cannot possibly be right

Would Smash

UConn’s Katie Lou Samuelson has a hot face

Liberty, Inc.

Bwahahaha: Rand Paul’s healthcare plan is retarded

Would Smash

You know who I want to make love to? These topless anti-Trump protesters

Mark Steyn vs. Ultra Low-Information Pro-Amnesty Caller