Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

You know who I want to make love to? Trump’s classy MILF delegate   May 26, 2016

Trump held a press conference re: 1,237 in North Dakota, Thursday. To his credit, the Great Plains 9 (Iowa 8, Orange County 6) MILF delegate barely registered w/ him…

Which only made him more desirable to her…

If I were this guy (which, for all intents and purposes, I am)…

I would just be like John Cusack in Say Anything

Worst case scenario:

She says no, and you drown your sorrows in a nearby Indian casino w/ a Sioux runaway-turned-“escort”– whose unhappy childhood has made her a great lover (after a few drinks).

This cannot possibly be right

Erection 2016

Rush Limbaugh: Trump’s right, Kasich DOES eat like a slob!

Brian Kilmeade: Fox News gets its female anchors out of the “Victoria Secret catalogue”

Russian to conclusions

Bwahahaha: Dude that colluded w/ Russia committs suicide by “suffocation”

He's a grating American

Hannity: Chris Matthews “never shuts up”