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You know who I want to make love to? Trump’s classy MILF delegate   May 26, 2016

Bwahahaha: Trump asked for Melania’s deets while on a date w/ someone else

Trump held a press conference re: 1,237 in North Dakota, Thursday. To his credit, the Great Plains 9 (Iowa 8, Orange County 6) MILF delegate barely registered w/ him…

Which only made him more desirable to her…

If I were this guy (which, for all intents and purposes, I am)…

I would just be like John Cusack in Say Anything

Worst case scenario:

She says no, and you drown your sorrows in a nearby Indian casino w/ a Sioux runaway-turned-“escort”– whose unhappy childhood has made her a great lover (after a few drinks).

This cannot possibly be right

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