Fox News personality 5 years ago or adult film star?

MFP & co.   |   Published May 20, 2016

This is part of an ongoing series.

A few short years ago, these two women were virtually indistinguishable from one another:

  • Iowa 10’s
  • Bubbly blondes
  • And, given that Andy Dalton’s wife looks like this:

    The stay-at-home wife of a mid-tier NFL quarterback in most alternate, parallel universes.

But, for whatever reason, at some point in early adulthood, their lives took widely divergent paths…

A

Ainsley Earhardt

 

B

Kylee Reese

MP Editorial Note

I know what you’re thinking:

Ainsley is way more naturally beautiful than Kylee Reese!

But I feel like if you swapped them out in the middle of this broadcast…??

Nobody would’ve noticed…

Racism rears its ugly head

You may recall that in this BTS scene [link omitted]– a young Kylee Reese unequivocally stated that she would not perform outside her ethnicity.

But, as fate would have it– Kylee was getting [censored] by a pack of [censored] within a calendar year.

To think, if life had played out just a little differently? Kylee would be the beloved, highly-paid co-anchorette of Fox & Friends— discussing important topics in a fun, lighthearted way.

Instead, Kylee finds herself performing w/ the likes of Hung Lo…

As did the great Shawna Lenee, apparently…

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