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3rd trimester Zoey Kush, would ya?   May 7, 2016

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This is 23-year-old adult actress Zoey Kush…

Would, obviously.

But the 3rd trimester of pregnancy entails a whole bunch of gross shit, such as:

  • Bleeding – Spotting may sometimes be a sign of a serious problem, including placenta previa.
  • Discharge – You might see more vaginal discharge during the third trimester. If the flow is heavy enough to soak through your panty liners, call your doctor.
  • Hemorrhoids – Hemorrhoids are actually varicose veins — swollen veins that form around the ****.
  • Varicose veins – Your circulation has increased to send extra blood to your growing baby. That excess blood flow can cause tiny red veins, known as spider veins, to appear on your skin.
  • Stretch marks – These tiny tears, which appear in skin that’s being stretched to the limit during pregnancy, are usually a result of genetics.

But still, yeah I would.

I’m just like ♥ ♥ ♥

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