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Stacey Dash’s friend is the most beautiful woman on Earth   May 2, 2016

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Please note that for the purposes of this article, “most beautiful” is not necessarily synonymous with “hottest” (that would be Carmen Callaway).

Clueless star-turned-conservative pundit or something Stacey Dash recently dined in Hell’s Kitchen. She brought with her the most beautiful woman on Earth.

If I had to nitpick, maybe her eyebrows are a skosh pointy??

Ideally, women should look as close to Elsa from Frozen as possible…

But other than that, I have no complaints.

As a fmr. Mormon that lusted after my Sunday school teacher, I appreciate the modest dress…

Flawless profile…

Especially as compared to Katy Tur’s profile

Also, Hell’s Kitchen contestant Kristin Barone is a solid Midwest 8.5…

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