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You know who I want to spend the rest of my life with? Fox & Friends travel expert   April 17, 2016

Anna Kooiman dancing was hot AF

You know how accents are cute at first? But after like 2 weeks, you wanna strangle her?

The most grating aspects of Francesca Page’s posh British accent are offset by having grown up in NY and FL— but also, because she looks like this…

Rolling shit up so easily…

You may recall that in 2014, via Rodrigo Gaya…

Credit World Red Eye.

Please God, orchestrate a series of unlikely events wherein Francesca and I are brought together– and, over time, she realizes that I’m not just an obese nerd– that we have like a real emotional connection.

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