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MFP ranks cable news pundits in burkas by order of hotness   April 15, 2016

Mika Brzezinski: Michelle Fields hoax “was a joke from the beginning”

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You may be surprised to learn what a difference a burka can make, in terms of bangability…

h/t Red Chalk

Megyn Kelly

Ainsley Earhardt

Dana Loesch

SE Cupp

Anna Kooiman

Andrea Tantaros

Katie Pavlich

Winner

To put this in perspective:

You may recall that earlier this year, a female fan at a Miami Heat game sent the internet into a frenzy…

She later identified herself as fmr. Hooters waitress Alyssa Nelson…

Without qualification, incredibly beautiful…

But, in a burka…??

Within the confines of a burka, she is edged out ever-so-slightly by our winner…

Kudos.

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