Alabama governor’s alleged mistress, would ya…for $588,550?

MFP & co.   |   Published March 24, 2016

Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley denied “sexual activity” with staffer Rebekah Mason blah blah blah his wife divorced him yada yada yada corruption blah blah blah…

Team Mason allegedly “earned” ~600k since Bentley took office in 2011…

Mason…has been paid $426,978.43 via her Tuscaloosa-based company, RCM Consulting.

Records at open.alabama.gov show that Mason has received $161,571.67 in state funds during the Bentley administration. Those payments–in fiscal years 2011, 2012, and 2013–were listed mostly as “personnel costs,” with a small amount for “out of state travel.”

That brings total payments, to Rebekah Mason or her company, to $588,550.10.

Kacey Jordan

Adult actress Kacey Jordan– who once expressed a reluctance to perform with African-Americans (but relented)– agreed to be totally degraded by Saudi royalty for 8 days for just $30,000!

Maybe Rebekah Mason has a great personality.

But even in a world of quantum physics and infinite parallel universes, I struggle to imagine an alternate reality in which Mason is $550,000 more desirable than Kacey Jordan…

Or comparable actress.

Be it Rikki Six…

Or Cameron Canada…

Who, surprisingly, looks pretty good without make-up…

Conclusion

I question Gov. Bentley’s decision-making.

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