A woman protesting Trump’s AIPAC speech accused David Knight and Info Wars of “shilling” for Trump…
Personally, I’m not in a position to turn chicks down??
So yeah, I would break her off a piece…


A woman protesting Trump’s AIPAC speech accused David Knight and Info Wars of “shilling” for Trump…
Personally, I’m not in a position to turn chicks down??
So yeah, I would break her off a piece…
Abella Danger | 8.0 | Quintessential butterface. |
Abby Hornacek | 8.75 | Penalized for height. |
Abby Huntsman | 7.0 | Penalized for looking like her dad. |
Ainsley Earhardt | 6.99 | Penalized for age (40's). |
AJ Applegate | 8.75 | If she was anorexic, she'd be a 10. |
AJ Delgado, Jason Miller's fmr. mistress | 5.99 | |
Alex Witt | 4.75 | |
Alexa Bliss, WWE superstar | 9.25 | |
Alexis Levinson | 6.5 | |
Alexis Wineman circa 2012 | 9.0 | Her love could be my salvation. |
Allison Williams, Brian Williams daughter | 7.25 | Penalized for looking like her dad. |
Alisyn Camerota | 5.25 | |
Amanda Carpenter | 6.5 | Basic bitch. |
Amy Jackson | 9.5 | Perfect face. |
Amy Kremer, the fake conservative activist | 3.75 | I'd splooge on her, tbh. |
Ana Kasparian | 6.25 | I'm just not into it, she looks like an angry maid. |
Ana Navarro | 3.99 | I'd splooge on her, tbh. |
Andrea Tantaros | 6.5 | + body, dumb face. |
Ann Coulter | 5.99 | Penalized for age (50's). |
Anna Kooiman | 8.0 | She looks like a sexy chipmunk. |
Andrea Mitchell | 2.25 | Disgusting. |
Antonietta Collins | 6.25 | Don't be fooled by the makeup and angles. |
April Ryan | 2.25 | Disgusting. |
April Ponnuru, Ramesh Ponnuru's wife | 2.99 | I'd do her, tbh. |
Ashley Parker | 5.0 | |
Aubrey O'Day, Don Jr.'s fmr. mistress (Prime) | 8.25 | |
Andrea Catsimatidis, Manhattan GOP Chair | 7.75 | My mind says "gross", but my penis says "10/10". |
Barbara Mikulski | 0.75 | Needs burka. |
Baskin Champion | 9.49 | 10 face, but no boobs :( |
Baskin Champion's Sister | 7.0 | Much less attractive than her sister. |
Belen Sisa the Undocumented Student | 6.5 | |
Bristol Palin (Prime, circa post-weight loss, pre-all the babies) | 7.75 | |
Britney Spears (Prime, circa "Oops, I Did It Again") | 9.0 | |
Brooke Baldwin | 6.49 | Penalized for age (40's). |
Carly Fiorina | 5.0 | |
Carmen Callaway | 9.49 | Bonus points for looking ~18. |
Carrie Prejean (Prime) | 9.25 | |
Caroline Heldman, that chick who accused Fox News | 6.5 | Penalized for age (40's). |
Catherine Rampell | 6.49 | Often overrated due to being surrounded by ugly old people. |
Chelsea Clinton | 2.99 | Disgusting. |
Chelsea the Code Pink Protester (Chelsea Byers) | 7.75 | Her love could be my salvation. |
Christiane Amanpour | 3.5 | Disgusting. |
Claire McCaskill | 2.75 | I'd splooge on her, tbh. |
Courtney Byrd | 9.0 | |
Dana Bash | 5.5 | |
Dana Loesch | 6.49 | I'd do her. |
Dana Perino | 6.25 | Penalized for age (40's). |
Daniela Lopez Osorio | 8.75 | Face is highly overrated. |
Danielle Bregoli, the "Cash Me Outside, How Bow Dah" girl | N/A | N/A |
Danielle Weisberg | 7.0 | She can get it. |
Delaney Targgaryen | N/A | N/A |
Denise Odie Joseph II, Dinesh D'Souza's fmr. mistress | 5.25 | I'd do her, tbh. |
Dishwasher Lady (Prime) | 8.99 | |
Dominika the Nuclear Power Plant Intern | 8.99 | Self-explanatory |
Eboni K. Williams, the Fox News Aunt Jemima | 6.49 | Penalized for race. |
Elizabeth Warren | 2.5 | Needs burka. |
Elizabeth Nolan Brown | 5.75 | |
Ellison Barber | 7.25 | Down 10% from 2014 prime. |
Emma DiGiovine, Jesse Watters fmr. mistress | 6.99 | Quintessential butterface. |
Erin Burnett | 6.75 | Penalized for age (40's). |
Erin Schrode, the liberal with a never ending list of grievances | 6.49 | Disturbingly deep voice. |
Evgenia Medvedeva | 9.0 | That Sailor Moon outfit tho. |
Gina Loudon | 6.5 | MILF. |
Giselle Leon (Prime) | 8.25 | |
Gloria Allred | 2.5 | You know what? Would. |
Gloria Borger | 3.75 | |
Haley Byrd | 7.49 | Would be so hot w/ woman's haircut. |
Harris Faulkner | 4.0 | Penalized for race. |
Heather Childers | 6.25 | She's like West Virginia hills folks' idea of what a hot chick looks like. |
Heidi Cruz | 4.0 | |
Heidi Heitkamp | 1.0 | Needs burka. |
Hillary Clinton | 2.5 | Disgusting. |
Hillary Clinton (prime) | 7.0 | |
Hillary McLellan the Chick That Lied About Cancer | 7.25 | |
Hope Hicks | 6.5 | Beautiful from a great distance. |
Hwang Mi Hee (Prime) | 8.75 | Hottest Asian chick to ever live. |
Irin Carmon | 6.75 | |
Ivanka Trump | 6.75 | Penalized for age. |
Ivanka Trump (Prime) | 9.5 | |
Jeanette Dousdebes Rubio, Marco Rubio's wife | 5.75 | |
Jedediah Bila | 7.75 | Penalized for age. |
Jennifer Grossman, the fake libertarian | 6.25 | Absolute GGILF. |
Jillian Kirk, the racist MSU student | 7.5 | |
Jo Marney, the Nazi | 6.25 | Has an old lady face. |
Joy Behar | 1.99 | Needs burka. |
Joy Reid (Joy Ann Reid) | 2.25 | Needs burka. |
Julia Ioffe | 6.75 | Penalized for age. |
Julie Mason | 2.75 | I'd splooge on her, tbh. |
Kacey Jordan (Ted Cruz controversy). | 7.75 | Bonus points for looking ~18. |
Kaileigh Brandt | 10.0 | Not that hot, but genetically perfect. |
Kaitlan Collins | 6.5 | |
Kamala Harris | 4.99 | |
Kanadajin3 (pre-Muslim conversion) | 6.5 | I'd do her. |
Kasie Hunt | 5.5 | |
Kat Timpf | 7.49 | |
Kata Sarka, the Hungarian chick that Trump tried to bang. | 7.5 | +++ body, avg. face. |
Kate Bouldan | 6.5 | |
Kate Upton (Prime) | 9.0 | |
Kathryn Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh's wife | 4.75 | |
Katie Glueck | 6.99 | Bonus points for looking ~18. |
Katie Lou Samuelson | 6.5 | Penalized for height. |
Katie Nolan | 7.0 | Face is overrated. |
Katie Packer, the flip-flopping RINO | 2.75 | Disgusting. |
Katie Pavlich | 6.5 | Penalized for gigantism. |
Katrina Pierson | 6.0 | Looks like an evil koala bear. |
Katy Tur | 6.75 | Disturbingly unattractive without makeup. |
Kaylee Moats, the Chick with No Vagina | 7.25 | |
Kayleigh McEnany | 7.0 | She looks like a sexy, retarded fish. |
Kellyanne Conway | 4.75 | Facially repulsive. |
Kim Yo-jong, Kim Jong-un's sister | 2.99 | Needs burka. |
Kimberly Guilfoyle | 6.5 | Repulsive without makeup. |
Kinga Duda | 7.0 | Basic bitch. |
Kirsten Gillibrand | 5.5 | |
Kirsten Powers | 5.5 | |
Kristen Soltis Whatsherface | 7.0 | |
Kristen Stewart | 8.25 | |
Kristin Tate | 7.99 | Often overrated due to being surrounded by ugly old people. |
Kristine Leahy | 8.25 | I dunno, she vascillates from 7.5 to 9.0. |
Kyle Nolan, Eric Bolling's assistant | 8.25 | LTR material, but not hot per se. |
Laci Green, the adorable feminazi | 7.25 | Chubbiness offset by implied promiscuity. |
Laura Ingraham | 6.25 | Penalized for age (50's). |
Laura Jayes, the reporter who broke the Turnbull-goofing-on-Trump story | 6.5 | + body, mediocre face. |
Lauren Southern | 6.49 | Basic Bitch. |
Lee Ann McAdoo | 6.5 | + boobs, mediocre face. |
Lili Simmons | 8.5 | At first glance, easily a 9-- but her face looks jacked up under certain angles/lighting. |
Liv Morgan | 9.0 | |
Liz Plank | 6.5 | Manly face offset by heavy use of feminine wiles. |
Louise Linton, Steve Mnuchin's wife | 6.49 | Her angry ex-wife face is a turnoff. |
Lyda Loudon | 6.75 | |
Maria Bartiromo | 6.0 | Penalized for age (50's). |
Marianne Copenhaver, the Neocon Girl | 6.49 | Sexy hair and glasses conceal jacked up face. |
Marilyn Monroe (Prime) | 6.75 | Basic bitch by today's standards. |
Marsha Blackburn | 5.0 | Penalized for age (late 60's). |
Martha MacCallum | 5.25 | Penalized for age (50's). |
Meghan McCain | 5.25 | I'd splooge on her, tbh. |
Mélissa Theuriau circa 2005 | 10.0 | Perfect 10 circa 2005. |
Melania Trump | 5.75 | Beautiful from a great distance. |
Megyn Kelly | 6.75 | Penalized for age (40's). |
Michelle Fields | 6.49 | + body, mediocre face. |
Michelle Malkin | 4.25 | She has to go back. |
Michelle Obama | 2.99 | |
Michelle Runde | 7.0 | Cutest gainfully employed vegan ever. |
Mika Brzezinski | 5.49 | I'd do her, tbh. |
Mila Moire, the artist who lays eggs with her vagina (Prime) | 8.49 | |
Minka Kelly | 8.99 | She is as hot as you can humanly be without breaking 9. |
Molly Line | 5.75 | Penalized for age (40's). |
Monica Crowley | 5.0 | I think I'd rather do Marsha Blackburn, tbh. |
Monica Lewinsky circa Clinton affair | 5.75 | I'd do her, tbh. |
Nadya from Pussy Riot (Nadezhda Tolokonnikova) | 6.25 | Ugly face offset by heavy use of feminine wiles. |
Nasim Aghdam | 5.5 | Penalized for age. |
Natasha Bertrand | 6.5 | Really cute, but face has slight hint of Down syndrome. |
Nancy Pelosi | 2.00 | Disgusting. |
Natalia Lima, Ed Henry's fmr. mistress. | 6.75 | Older than photos would suggest. |
Noor Tagouri, the Hottest Muslim | 7.25 | |
Norah O'Donnell (Prime) | 8.25 | LTR material. |
Olivia Harlan | 9.0 | |
Paige, WWE superstar | 6.75 | |
Paige, WWE superstar (Prime) | 8.99 | |
Peyton List | 8.49 | |
Poppy Harlow | 5.99 | I don't get the appeal. |
Rachel Maddow | 4.5 | I'd splooge on her, tbh. |
Riley Reid | 9.25 | |
Ronna McDaniel, GOP Chairthing | 3.0 | Has Down syndrome face. |
Roseanne Barr | 1.75 | Needs burka. |
Salena Zito | 1.99 | Needs burka. |
Sami Main | 7.0 | Bonus points for looking ~18. |
Sammi Hanratty | 8.75 | Bonus points for looking ~18. |
Sandra Smith | 6.5 | Penalized for age. |
Sarah Tiana, the hypocritical comedian | 6.49 | |
Sarah Flores, Trump Propaganda Czar | 5.99 | Oh so close to being hot. |
Sarah McDaniel, the model with retard eyes | 9.49 | A 10 but not a 10. |
Sarah Huckabee | 2.75 | Disgusting. |
Sarah Palin | 5.75 | Penalized for age (50's). |
Sarah Palin (Prime) | 6.99 | |
SE Cupp | 6.5 | Manly jawline, fat arms. |
Shannon Bream | 6.75 | Penalized for age (late 40's). |
Simona Mangiante, George Papadopoulos' wife | 6.5 | Do not be fooled by the Instagram angles. |
Shera Berchard (Prime) | 8.0 | |
Stephanie Ann Cook | 8.75 | |
Stormy Daniels circa when Trump smashed | 7.5 | Mediocre face. |
Tamara Holder (Prime) | 6.5 | Submissive personality makes up for repulsive face. |
Tara Palmieri | 7.49 | Classic marry her to get her off the market, then realize you've made terrible mistake. |
Taylor Riggs | 7.25 | LTR material. |
Tiffany Thompson, Ezekiel Elliot's ex | 7.25 | |
Tiffany Trump | 7.25 | Face has slight hint of Down syndrome, but bonus points for age. |
Tomi Lahren | 7.0 | + body, angry ex-wife face. |
Trish Regan | 6.5 | Penalized for age (late 40's). |
Tulsi Gabbard | 5.25 | Looks like a giant eskimo w/ terrible skin.. |
Whoopi Goldberg | 1.5 | Needs burka. |
Zoey Kush | 8.5 | Bonus points for looking ~18. |