Hannity and Pat Buchanan argue about WW2 for the 1,000th time

MP   |   Published February 16, 2016

This is like the 17th time they’ve debated this, and it’s still great:

The Russians lost 27 million, and we lost 400,000. Would you really have wanted to get into the war against Germany and Japan [earlier]?

Introspection

As a libertarian, I am inclined to err on the side of non-intervention.

  • But then I’m like, “What about the 6 million Jews?”
  • But then I’m like, “Yeah, but what about the millions of people Stalin killed? How come you don’t care about them?”
  • But then I’m like, “Oh, shit. That’s true. Why is that?”
  • And then I’m like, “Oh, I dunno. Maybe because Steven Spielberg and Hollywood aren’t constantly making movies about it??”
  • But then I’m like, “Woah, woah woah! I don’t like where this is going.”

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