Little kid gives Rand Paul an ugly drawing

Mark Capra   |   Published originally January 16, 2016

Um, thanks…??

Ironically (in the contemporary sense), the drawing closely resembles Rand’s longshot path to the 1,237 delegates needed to clinch the GOP nomination.

Speaking of candidates pandering at restaurants, here’s Bernie Sanders pretending to like soul food…

Bernie Sanders and Killer Mike in an Atlanta soul food restaurant

Incidentally, I would spend the rest of my life with this Sanders supporter…

Credit Associated Press

I would also spend the rest of my life with this Sanders supporter…

Very Eleanor Tomlinson of Poldark and Jack the Giant Slayer fame…

And thus concludes the first and last ever mention of Masterpiece Theatre’s Poldark on MFP.

Do you even UFC bro?

Chael Sonnen accurately reveals the secret to weight loss

Chael Sonnen would lose respect for Trump if he picks a chick VP

Michael Savage: Vladimir Putin is all that stands in the way of liberal world domination

Michael Savage: Breitbart.com is a “fake conservative” site run by “wannabe talk show hosts”