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ISIS is so dumb   December 20, 2015

It’s slim pickings in the Middle East, Iranian-born Nazanin Boniadi notwithstanding…

This is fmr. ISIS sex slave Nadia Murad Basee Taha (on the right)…

After being abducted from her village last year, Nadia was used as a sex slave for 3 months— 3 months!!

Yet the geniuses in ISIS saw fit to beat runaway Austrian teen Samra Kesinovic to death

A teenage Austrian girl who fled to Syria along with her friend is believed to have been beaten to death after being caught trying to flee the ISIS stronghold of Raqqa.


Mind you, this isn’t a Colby Itkowitz situation— the WaPo reporter who looks super hot in close-ups…

But then, not so much…

Samra is statistically hot

Here are Samra’s deets, via Interpol:

At 5’5, 110 lbs., it is not hyperbole to say Samra Kesinovic was the hottest non-celebrity to step foot in that region in millenia

And they killed her…??

Very bad! Not smart!

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