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Rep. David Jolly (RINO-FL), did I call it or did I call it?   December 9, 2015

It was March, 2014.

Liam Neeson’s Non-Stop was the #1 movie at the box office, Pharrell’s “Happy” was the number one single, and low-info RINOs were sold a new hero: Lobbyist and philanderer, David Jolly…

The Fox News-Salem Communications Establishment Industrial Complex was totally pumped over Jolly’s victory in FL-13.

But here’s what MFP wrote at the time…

Jolly will vote however John Boehner tells him to for years to come.

Uh, go team? Yay??

But credit where credit is due: David Jolly accomplished what most men can only dream of– dumping their old wife for a hot, 27-year-old…

On Monday, Jolly called on the Republican frontrunner– the Republican frontrunner— to drop out of the race…

Chutzpah

Jolly and his blushing fmr. mistress and future ex-wife Laura Donahoe tied the knot over the summer…

Erection 2016

Please God, let this be Trump’s Director of Minority Outreach

Erection 2016

MFP presents touching musical tribute to Rand Paul

Man of the people Tucker Carlson: Tea Party conservatives are “morons”

Russian to conclusions

Bwahahaha: Putin stormtroopers check out [redacted] chick