Mofo Politics
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Karma: RINO wimp Jim Jordan going bald   October 11, 2015

In 2012, John Boehner stripped Tea Party conservatives of committee assignments. Most notably, Tim Huelskamp and Justin Amash were “exiled”.

These recriminations became known as the Tea Party “purge” (the first of many, as it would turn out).

In the face of this injustice, Rep. Jim Jordan (RINO-OH) pledged unwavering support for Boehner…

Now, Jordan has signaled support for psychotic liberal Paul Ryan.

Almost certainly as a karmic consequence of these positions, Jordan’s male pattern baldness has accelerated to the point that he has been forced to conceal it using strategic disheveled-ness…



Flashback: Pre and post-FUE transplant…



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