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Hottest chick in Selfie-gate wasn’t even taking a selfie   October 2, 2015

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The Arizona Diamondbacks’ 8-6 victory over the Colorado Rockies Thursday was overshadowed by Selfie-gate:

Do you have to make faces when you take selfies?

What is fascinating from both a psychological and fapping perspective is that the hottest one wasn’t taking selfies…

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Evidently, she is so hot that she has no use for Instagram photo filters or confidence-boosting Facebook “likes” from strangers…

The long, flowing hair of a fairy tale princess…

I want to become a billionaire just so I can clone her…

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