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The Definitive Guide to Katie Glueck’s Facial Expressions   September 11, 2015

Politico’s Katie Glueck and I share an inseverable cosmic connection that binds our souls together through the eons across the vast, infinite emptiness of space, and so on and so forth, non-sequitur, etcetera.

Without further ado, I hereby present MFP’s Definitive Guide to Katie Glueck’s Facial Expressions…

Excited

Happy

Happier

Hopeful

Sad

Shocked

Really shocked

Stern

Threatening sexily

Context

As you may recall, last May, MFP’s stalking culminated in this touching musical tribute (h/t MC)

Surprisingly, this failed to win her heart.

And then she blocked MFP on Twitter.

Bryce Harper’s hair is beautiful

Savage Nation

Michael Savage: Ted Cruz is a fake Christian

The Regime

BOOM! Supreme Leader reveals fact covered up by the disgusting media!

Grumpy Pat Caddell isn’t in the mood for Heather Childers jokes