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The Definitive Guide to Katie Glueck’s Facial Expressions   September 11, 2015

Politico’s Katie Glueck and I share an inseverable cosmic connection that binds our souls together through the eons across the vast, infinite emptiness of space, and so on and so forth, non-sequitur, etcetera.

Without further ado, I hereby present MFP’s Definitive Guide to Katie Glueck’s Facial Expressions…

Excited

Happy

Happier

Hopeful

Sad

Shocked

Really shocked

Stern

Threatening sexily

Context

As you may recall, last May, MFP’s stalking culminated in this touching musical tribute (h/t MC)

Surprisingly, this failed to win her heart.

And then she blocked MFP on Twitter.

Erection 2016

Bwahahaha: Laura Ingraham’s pro-Trump guest wants more unskilled labor

Fight Simulation: Michael Brown vs. Trayvon Martin

Erection 2016

Chris Matthews doesn’t laugh at Katy Tur’s joke

Erection 2016

Generous Trump gives a guy a mint