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F, Marry, Kennedy road trip: Candy Crowley, Julie Mason, and Elizabeth MacDonald   September 11, 2015

Humble Christian Ben Carson: I’m a better Christian than Donald Trump

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Fmr. CNN propagandist Candy Crowley

Press Pool host Julie Mason

Fox Business’ Elizabeth MacDonald

In a shocking confession, MacDonald recently revealed that she did not make the cheerleading squad in high school…

I was a virgin by popular demand.

I know what you’re thinking:

Well, ehhh, maybe if you take off the glasses?

Nope…

  • I would F Elizabeth MacDonald because, whatever.
  • I would marry Julie Mason because I feel she likes D in the A.
  • I would Kennedy Candy Crowley because self-explanatory.
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