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Good news: Rand Paul is getting taller   February 27, 2015

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Many Americans refuse to consider Rand Paul for president due to his short stature– but, if CPAC is any indication, that may no longer be an issue.

Here is Rand next to 6’2 Cory Booker…

Here is Rand next to children…

Here is Sean Hannity next to 6’0 George W. Bush…

But at CPAC Thursday, Rand Paul had grown almost as tall as Hannity…

Screencapped for posterity…

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