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Miss Slovenia looks ugly next to Miss Israel and Miss Lebanon   January 19, 2015

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On Saturday, something something etcetera happened

Since the first day of my arrival to participate to Miss Universe, I was very cautious to avoid being in any photo or communication with Miss Israel (that tried several times to have a photo with me)…I was having a photo with Miss Japan, Miss Slovenia and myself; suddenly Miss Israel jumped in, took a selfie, and put it on her social media.

  1. Whatever.
  2. I feel like there’s a Miss Japan in every college classroom in America…

  3. Miss Lebanon is really hot…

    This is almost a stone-able offense…

  4. It’s weird because if you were in a grocery store in Slovenia– standing in line for bread– and suddenly you see Miss Slovenia? You would immediately seek to woo her w/ your coveted 1992 Audi…

Which goes to my theory: Hotness is relative.

For ex: Sarah Pain is attractive, but less so next to Ainsley Earhardt…

#SCIENCE

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