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It’s weird how racist cops aren’t racist against certain races   December 2, 2014

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Even as racist police officers murder unarmed African-American children with impunity– some minorities have inexplicably been spared from what amounts to government-sanctioned genocide…

Asian Chess Clubbers

Indian Math Nerds

College students, you know, just like Michael Brown

Ivy League, liberal researchers have been utterly confounded by these shocking findings.

Stranger still, in the course of all recorded human history– evil racist cops have shot literally zero African-American Mormon missionaries…

What accounts for this discrepancy? Why have these minorities been spared from summary execution?

With more taxpayer-funded grants, researches may one day discover the answer to this bewildering mystery.

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