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MFP hereby exonerates Bill Cosby   November 19, 2014

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Honestly, I don’t know how any man can derive pleasure from raping these women. Whatever subconscious racism I have harbor towards blacks?? I would vote to acquit Cosby no matter the evidence presented.

I mean…

Janice Dickinson

Joan Tarshis

If true? He did her a [redacted].

Andrea Constand

You just knowwww the guy who administered the Rape Kit was just like [redacted].

Barbara Bowman

Now this allegation, I believe wholeheartedly:

He turned out all the lights. It was completely pitch black. He laid me down on the couch and started caressing and touching me all over…I couldn’t see what was going on. When it was over, I ran out of the room and threw up.

There’s just 1 problem.

That’s not ‘rape’. That’s called a ‘casting couch’, you trollop.

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