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Tennessee cheerleaders who courageously defied prayer ban not as hot as you might expect   September 19, 2014

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The Oneida Special school district in Tennessee banned organized prayer before football games after receiving a threatening letter from the ACLU.

But on Friday, cheerleaders from Oneida and nearby Watertown defiantly joined hands in prayer.

As Senior Co-Captain Asia Canada explained (no, seriously, Asia Canada)…

I believe that whatever you pray, that it helps you throughout your day. It gives you peace.

Never stop praying. I just– I don’t have the words to explain how much prayer means to me and how much it means to the community.

The much less attractive Alley Meyers added…

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I assume they don’t actually wear cheerleading uniforms 24/7– that putting them on for a 5am interview was Fox News’ idea…

To be fair, the one on the right seems to have a really good personality…

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