Rush Limbaugh accurately claims: When women say “no”, sometimes they mean “yes”

MFP & co.   |   Published September 15, 2014

El Rushbo explains that in the course of seducing women, they sometimes tell him “no” but they don’t mean it:

How many of you guys, in your own experience with women, have learned that “no” means “yes” if you know how to spot it?

Fair point.

Btw, the following stuck out to me– this is from Ohio State University’s Student Conduct page:

By law, a person cannot give consent, even when he or she might verbally say so, when:

– The person is so intoxicated or unconscious due to alcohol or drugs
– The person is physically or mentally disabled
– The person was coerced due to force, threat of force, or deception or when the person was beaten, threatened, isolated, or intimidated.

Wait, so…a mentally disabled person can never legally have sex??

Like, it’s bad enough you’re retarded– you can’t even bang??

Compassion, you are a cruel mistress!

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