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Rick Perry’s Facebook page is designed to appeal to retards   August 29, 2014

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Rick Perry and senior adviser Jeff Miller.

Jeff Miller– fmr. fundraiser, lobbyist, and adviser to then-California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger– has been tasked w/ resurrecting Rick Perry’s presidential ambitions following a disastrous 2012 cycle.

  • First, Miller convinced Perry to wear glasses to look less stupid.
  • In July, Miller was behind Perry’s symbolic deployment of National Guard troops to the Texas-Mexico border. Although troops were not authorized to make arrests or take any action whatsoever– the announcement played well among low-information voters (LIVs).
  • Most recently, Miller revamped Perry’s Facebook page…

    It is difficult to imagine any real-life scenario in which one would strike this pose…

    Jesus H…

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