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Rand Paul: Relax, I’m not going to ban abortion   April 23, 2014

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Rand Paul assures David Axelrod and an auditorium full of bloodthirsty, sex-crazed feminazis at the University of Chicago that while he personally believes life begins at conception– he will not seek to impose his religious beliefs on others…

The country is in the middle (and) we’re not changing any of the laws until the country is persuaded otherwise.

I imagine Team Huckabee is cutting ads on Windows Movie Maker as we speak…

This particular clip will probably be saved under something along the lines of:

– “rand-paul-godless-heathen.wmv”
– “rand-the-republican-kermit-gosnell.wmv”
– “rand-paul-a-secret-mormon-hmmmm.wmv”

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