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Sheldon Adelson’s comb over is just insane   March 31, 2014

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A conga line of would-be Republican presidential candidates prostrated themselves before billionaire Sheldon Adelson at Adelson’s Venetian hotel in Las Vegas Saturday night– hoping to secure the megadonor’s endorsement and financial backing:

Adelson summoned Bush and Govs. Chris Christie of New Jersey, John Kasich of Ohio and Scott Walker of Wisconsin to Las Vegas for the annual spring RJC meeting.

But wtfomg…

Does it start from right or the left?

Or both?

This is Adelson’s wife, Miriam Ochsorn…

Sheldon Adelson’s net worth is estimated at over $40 billion– so we can only assume that Ochsorn got a lot uglier since they wed in 1991.

For some reason, Sarah Silverman in a bikini came up in my Google search…

Would.

Erection 2016

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