Mofo Politics
Mofo Politics

Alex Jones: Michelle Obama looks like a man  

Michelle Obama looks like a narcissistic crocodile slash vampire slash snapping turtle slash man.

It’s well reported that Obama is pitching and batting for– well, he’s working for both teams, basically.

* The following clip has been edited for time as per MP’s loose journalistic standards.

In lieu of five or more paragraphs of “criticism” in a transparently halfhearted attempt to justify “fair use”– remember when this happened?

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Jonah Goldberg’s hair transplant was a success

Erection 2016

Pat Buchanan: Ted Cruz is a Trojan Horse

Do you even UFC bro?

Chael Sonnen goofs on Michelle Fields hoax

Russian to conclusions

Bwahahaha: Mike Pence is so dumb