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Congressman Blake Farenthold exists   November 13, 2013

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Life imitates raunchy 80’s comedy franchise.

Rep. Blake Farenthold (RINO-TX) didn’t win the genetic lottery. But he went to school, worked hard, started a business, got on talk radio, tricked Texans into believing he is a small government conservative— and now enjoys the fruits of his labor.

Photographed with a “CrushGirl” at the Aria Sky Terrace nightclub in Corpus Christi…

He also sometimes wears shades at committee hearings…

And in the unlikely event that Farenthold is voted out of office– his congressional experience guarantees he will immediately be hired as a lobbyist, earning a six figure salary for several hours of work per week.

+1 bro, +1.

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