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Congressman Blake Farenthold exists   November 13, 2013

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Farenthold didn’t win the genetic lottery. But he went to school, worked hard, started a business, got on talk radio, tricked Texans into believing he is a small government conservative— and now enjoys the fruits of his labor.

Photographed with a “CrushGirl” at the Aria Sky Terrace nightclub in Corpus Christi…

Wears dark glasses at committee hearings…

And in the unlikely event that Farenthold is voted out of office– his congressional experience guarantees he will immediately be hired as a lobbyist, earning a six figure salary for several hours of work per week.

+1 bro, +1.

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